Announcements
Jul. 22nd, 2011 05:53 amMark Hoffman is hereby released from his internment.
Understand, he is under my protection... If any amongst you desire to test it, I would not recommend this.
Private - Hoffman:
You are to avoid contact with David Harris, as per his warden's request. If you wish this reversed, I suggest you contact the man, himself.
Understand, he is under my protection... If any amongst you desire to test it, I would not recommend this.
Private - Hoffman:
You are to avoid contact with David Harris, as per his warden's request. If you wish this reversed, I suggest you contact the man, himself.
Private - Amanda's Warden:
Jul. 15th, 2011 05:15 pmI would like to know what you would view as appropriate discipline for what was done against your charge. He has yet to earn any special privilege; denying him such would achieve nothing. He has, however, remained in his cell. Save, that is, for a rather foolish self-inflicted injury, for which I am escorting him to the healers.
I have instructed him to ignore Amanda while there.
Nevertheless, he wronged one under your supervision. I must have your thoughts on it.
I have instructed him to ignore Amanda while there.
Nevertheless, he wronged one under your supervision. I must have your thoughts on it.
Now that our spate of annoyance has abated, my education of Mark Hoffman has improved considerably and discipline proved... Productive.
As part of our agreement, his cleaning duties will be suspended for the duration of another source of employment. Namely, assisting you.
As is my understanding, he was once employed to uphold laws. Something he once took pride in. By hiring him him out to assist in the rehabilitation of others, it is my hope that he will rediscover this sense of self-worth which once was possessed.
I realise his assistance may not be tasteful for all of you. But know I possess a greater form of leverage than before.
Should his help be wanted, then inform me and I shall make it so.
As part of our agreement, his cleaning duties will be suspended for the duration of another source of employment. Namely, assisting you.
As is my understanding, he was once employed to uphold laws. Something he once took pride in. By hiring him him out to assist in the rehabilitation of others, it is my hope that he will rediscover this sense of self-worth which once was possessed.
I realise his assistance may not be tasteful for all of you. But know I possess a greater form of leverage than before.
Should his help be wanted, then inform me and I shall make it so.
I Care Not For Pity
Jun. 22nd, 2011 07:35 amIt seems my charge, one Mark Hoffman, has fallen victim to an enchantment. As momentarily amusing as it is to soak him with water or applying pins to an effigy in hopes, nothing seems to be waking him from slumber.
'Tis curious... Boring, but curious.
While I have left him in the care of our healers, those of you seeking to do his body harm would be best advised not to. Of course, you may try, but disturbing the warding spell would be both futile and unpleasant.
'Tis curious... Boring, but curious.
While I have left him in the care of our healers, those of you seeking to do his body harm would be best advised not to. Of course, you may try, but disturbing the warding spell would be both futile and unpleasant.
[Behold, Claudia Black in another voice-acting role a very different Morrigan! Not that she ever does video/voice posts, but... She's probably known around the place, by now. AND THIS ISN'T HER.]
And why, pray tell, do I find myself aboard a ship such as this?
If this is an attempt at extortion, you have chosen yourselves a poor target, indeed...
[She might be wearing a mask, but is clearly judging you. >:|]
And why, pray tell, do I find myself aboard a ship such as this?
If this is an attempt at extortion, you have chosen yourselves a poor target, indeed...
[She might be wearing a mask, but is clearly judging you. >:|]
Private - Hoffman:
May. 24th, 2011 01:15 amInmate mine, you have afforded me considerable disrespect.
Have I asked more from you than mere honesty? Yet, you have withheld even this from me.
You shall apologise to your recent victims, in public and without reservations. I cannot punish you for impulses which were not yours to control, but I can act in the spirit for how you choose to approach their the aftermath.
Furthermore, I have given more than ample time in which you could choose a skilled profession aboard ship. You shall inform me as to what it is.
I shall not be ignored.
Have I asked more from you than mere honesty? Yet, you have withheld even this from me.
You shall apologise to your recent victims, in public and without reservations. I cannot punish you for impulses which were not yours to control, but I can act in the spirit for how you choose to approach their the aftermath.
Furthermore, I have given more than ample time in which you could choose a skilled profession aboard ship. You shall inform me as to what it is.
I shall not be ignored.
Priorities
Apr. 30th, 2011 03:51 amThings I am not, will not and have no intention of doing:
Catering to your whims.
Wanting us all to get along like tiny children at some insipid village celebration.
Indulge in drunken foolishness.
Enjoy song, dance or anything remotely to do with bards.
Should I act in such a manner in the future, I place my trust in at least one of you having the good sense to render me unconscious.
'Twas a most troubling turn of events, indeed...
Catering to your whims.
Wanting us all to get along like tiny children at some insipid village celebration.
Indulge in drunken foolishness.
Enjoy song, dance or anything remotely to do with bards.
Should I act in such a manner in the future, I place my trust in at least one of you having the good sense to render me unconscious.
'Twas a most troubling turn of events, indeed...
Matters Of Introduction
Apr. 6th, 2011 05:17 amAnd so, dear readers, I embark upon further adventure amidst what can only be surmised, from your own various writings, as incompetence, foolery and opportunity for murder...
All in all, I think I shall feel rather at home.
In the course of writing this, however, 'twould be considerate for me to make of myself an introduction, no? To that end, you may know me as Morrigan. A name which, so I am told, will mean precious little to you - and be thankful for it, lest you wish to live by aimless superstition.
I am also told you know nothing of the Chantry, Templars or the like. That you've mages who've the good sense to remain free of authority's shackles. In this, I am sure we would find agreement, for subjugation is no fertile soil for the nurturing of empowerment.
I admit, being summoned by the title of... Warden will take a little getting used to. In truth, I would prefer this not to be the case, if this can be helped. It has a very particular association in my world. A profession I would prefer not to be thought of as being part of, even if once aligned with.
This shall be the end of my use for quill and paper, I think, for now.
'Tis a most unusual place, indeed...
All in all, I think I shall feel rather at home.
In the course of writing this, however, 'twould be considerate for me to make of myself an introduction, no? To that end, you may know me as Morrigan. A name which, so I am told, will mean precious little to you - and be thankful for it, lest you wish to live by aimless superstition.
I am also told you know nothing of the Chantry, Templars or the like. That you've mages who've the good sense to remain free of authority's shackles. In this, I am sure we would find agreement, for subjugation is no fertile soil for the nurturing of empowerment.
I admit, being summoned by the title of... Warden will take a little getting used to. In truth, I would prefer this not to be the case, if this can be helped. It has a very particular association in my world. A profession I would prefer not to be thought of as being part of, even if once aligned with.
This shall be the end of my use for quill and paper, I think, for now.
'Tis a most unusual place, indeed...