Annoyances

[tis_disapproval]

If I must encounter one more wandering bard, I shall set the nearest singing animal on fire...

Comments

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer a magic show, instead?

[tis_disapproval]

I shall give them one for free if this inane behaviour continues to swarm around me.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

Madame Morrigan.

Yes, it's a bit silly, but...it is rather pleasant to have a sword at my hip again.

[tis_disapproval]

I do not require blade to inflict pain...

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

Neither do I. But it is still rather enjoyable.

[tis_disapproval]

This depends upon what one does with it.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

Raistlin and I stood against a marketplace robbery without our powers! [OK, he sounds just a bit too excited about this.]

[tis_disapproval]

Bravo. Meanwhile, I remain assaulted by this insipid air of wholesomeness.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You would not. [Flood!Crane loves singing animals. :c]

[tis_disapproval]

I shall be sorely tempted.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

But they are only creatures, they have hurt no one.

[tis_disapproval]

And thus, the level of my anger becomes clear.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You would harm such creatures?

[tis_disapproval]

I would do many things...

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[tis_disapproval]

Do not test me.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I am not testing you.

[tis_disapproval]

That's what you think.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

But I am not?

[tis_disapproval]

I am now looking for a suitably flammable example of wildlife.

Preferably human.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Humans are not very flammable.

[tis_disapproval]

That's what you think...

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

How would you know if they are flammable?

[tis_disapproval]

By setting them on fire.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Oh, how wicked.

[subtlescience]

Set the bard on fire. Leave us lowly beasts alone.

[tis_disapproval]

Then 'tis simple - avoid me.