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[tis_disapproval]

The more I learn of this place and its archived gossip, the more I find myself with reason to wonder... With libidos free to reign and a curious absence of any noted pregnancy, could it be this ship causes sterility within its residents?

Something for our more academic population to investigate, no doubt...

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[tis_disapproval]

Nor is anyone currently being poisoned. This does not mean it would be impossible.

[lastincident]

I'm not going to argue with you. I do not appreciate you making my job harder with needless and panic-inducing speculation.

No one is being sterilized.

Contraception is fully available.

If you have any legitimate medical concerns, please, see me in my office.

[ And with that, he hangs up to manage his rage points. ]